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I hate the crazy not-quite-innuendo dreams I sometimes have.

So anyway, last night’s dream fragments.

I was driving around some new estate in Hewett SA. A lot of the roads were incomplete, and had boulder debris on them. Because the government council player ran out of money and could not finish terraforming it. They managed to build all the houses up though. Somehow I managed to get into an area I could not out of. The only thing to do was drive over a rocky/grassy hill (in my Toyota Yaris). Basically I got stuck. Because a Yaris is not an off-road vehicle.

Thankfully! In the corner of the mini-map I noticed a helipad. I went over there on foot via quick travel. The Helicopter was about the size of my head, and could be picked up by ones hand. It was very light. The owner said I just had to walk into it and spatial compression would take over. What do you know, this worked! And I was able to fly around the map, hover over my car and back to the helipad. Since I could not lift my car out of the stuck position, I thanked the owner and caught up with some friends at a nearby Corner-Store-Spa.

They were all post-Earth humans. But looked no different from us Terrans. One of them (unnamed) was confused how jangling someone's keys would not give another (who looked like Kit Harington) some kind of pleasure. By 'jangling ones keys' they meant it. She would walk up to a portable stand where everyone had their keys hung (along with ice cube trays and earrings) and jingle them in her hand. Not-Kit-Harington would pull a double face palm and explain that it does not work like that.

THIS WENT ON FOR WHAT FELT LIKE 20 MINUTES.

After another of the group had purchased some groceries and had a dip in the spa, we walked out side to see if we could get my car out.

Immediately we ran across a bright pink bikini clad werewolf babe who said in the voice of Kitty Flanagan:-

"I just changed into a sheep and got down on my knees"

This was, of course, to raise notice about her Kickstarter project. Funding to get the (white only) cast of Neighbours to star in a college level play called "The Refugees". As little as possible would be spent on props, and Toadfish Rebecchi was some kind of Hawaiian shirt wearing people smuggler arsehat.

At this point I woke up and wondered WTF goes on in my head.

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